"Not The Birth Controli": 34 Tweets From The Week That Are Honestly So, So Dumb But Very Hilarious

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Everyone keeps saying we need more whimsy in our lives, considering the ~elements~...

"hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000" with interactions below

So, esteemed readers, I am here to bring you whimsy. Here are 34 funny tweets from the week that will surely perk up your spirits and bring a little whimsy back into your life. Hurrah!

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"micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated," with 220.7K likes

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"Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous now that every day carries a threatening aura." 137.7K likes

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Tweet by Annicka about the experience of being a baby in a stroller under plastic cover while it's raining; liked 260.9K times

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"just saw a kid walking with a balloon. that's so classic" with options to like, reply, or copy link

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"not the birth control I took myself on a date."

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Tweet by @TumsForMen asking why no songs mention "shawty" anymore, posted on March 11, 2026

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Social media post captioned "gay termites be like 'I'm eating the house downnn'" with engaged reactions and replies

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EFF-Hedge Fund Films / Open Road Films / Via Twitter: @lovelltrin

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Tweet showing a message from a delivery driver saying the order was stolen but is being remade. Text encourages tipping delivery drivers

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Social media post by @d1nish joking about playing "1 truth, 45 lies" during a job interview

11.

"Health insurance is cool because you pay monthly, but if something happens, you pay more."

12.

@gaialect / @RoRoFli / Via Twitter: @gaialect

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Screenshot of a post showing a humorous message invitation to Transylvania for pork and wine

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a Facebook post about "so many houses" used by their mom in a custody battle with their dad

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"ads today are in places they have never been before."

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A humorous social media post about the risk of pulling out tags from cheap leggings, implying potential damage

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Tweet jokingly compares Timothée Chalamet's Oscars outfit to Kevin from the Backstreet Boys. Image shows Chalamet in a white suit

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A tweet humorously links a woman's firing from "Hannah Montana" to Nicole Kidman's gown at the 98th Oscars

Brief segue to understand the context: The original hairstylist for the Hannah Montana pilot, Judy Crown, said she was fired from the series because Disney allegedly didn't like the wig she made for Hannah.

A woman recounts how Disney wanted a "Hannah Montana" character with big hair, but then disapproved when she delivered on the request

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Hannah's hair in the pilot:

Two young people indoors; one on the phone wearing a polo, the other looks concerned in a bright, stylish outfit. Appears to be from a TV scene

A woman in a seated interview discusses being rejected for a series due to their hair being perceived as not trendy enough

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"Me and my homies taunting the Amish.

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Bravo / 20th Century Studios / @PopBase / @jaesyun / Via Twitter: @jaesyun

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A user, yoshimi red, posts about understanding being called "cringe" and reflects on maturity and reality

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Tweet jokingly expresses gratitude to the Irish for creating a favorite way to exit an event

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"my 93-year-old Irish grandmother told me never to mention my Irish heritage in an interview; it might prevent me from getting work."

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A social media post expresses confusion about the barrel being used as a measurement for oil prices, humorously questioning its relevance

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"Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking."

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Person wearing extremely oversized jeans, caption jokes about Chicago wind nearly toppling them over due to the pants' large size

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Social media post about scheduling an email for a later time to appear less eager and more laid-back, with engagement activity shown

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"Yes, just don't let anyone know you have a printer, ever."

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absolutely not," with engagement icons below

30.

A tweet says it seemed lovely but was a hate tweet, responding to another tweet about women having achievements but no man, followed by humorous disbelief

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Broadway Video / IFC Original Productions / @glamdemon2004 / Via Twitter: @glamdemon2004

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"Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 years."

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Tweet by user Kam jokingly mentions "parmesan crusted Dubai chocolate protein packed GLP-1 gummy" with engagement metrics shown

And lastly:

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A man stands in a kitchen with a humorous caption about a protein shake spill in a purse

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